inbeautyandvanity: cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage ^lol
She is my landlord and she has lowered the rent She points to her chest and...– Derrick Brown (via rarararambles)
k1mkardashian: mentally-dis0riented: Does anyone else think that it would be really cool if Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey did a song together? no
tarasavelo: YOU ARE SO CUTE AND ALSO PERFECT IN ALL OF THE WAYS was heeeeeeere. <3
Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean she’s your soul...– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
When I go out drinking with my best friends from...
livinglovinoloca: have you ever just sat down and thought of a certain person and you realize oh my god.. they’re just so cute like not just in looks but the way they act and speak and joke around and talk and how they react to things and it’s just so cute
Sometimes when I look at you, I feel I’m gazing at a distant star. It’s...– Haruki Murakami, South of the Border, West of the Sun (via hauten)