inbeautyandvanity:

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

^lol

She is my landlord
and she has lowered the rent
She points to her chest and says,
“If you lived here,
you’d be home by now.

Derrick Brown (via rarararambles) —

k1mkardashian:

mentally-dis0riented:

Does anyone else think that it would be really cool if Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey did a song together?

no

(Source: mischief-managed93)